almostoutofminutes:

OCTOPUS GIVEAWAY!

Ever feel the need to have your very own octopus? You now have the chance to do just that. I decided to give away my brand new stuffed octopus as thanks for my 100th follower.

You’ll get:

• 36” stuffed octopus
• My undying love and affection

How to enter:

• Like/reblog THIS post!
• One like is allowed, as many reblogs as you want!
• Winner will be chosen via a random number generator
• If I somehow find out you’re using a giveaway blog to enter, you’ll be disqualified
• Your ask box MUST be open at the time of the giveaway ending so I can contact you if you’ve won (if it isn’t, I will chose a NEW winner)
• You DON’T have to be following me, but if you want to, I’d love it~

The giveaway will end May 16, 2012 at 12:00am. Any reblogs after that time will be ignored. I will try to get the winner announced as soon as possible. It will most likely take a little while to do so, however. I will take care of shipping, because I don’t have anything better to do with my nonexistent money.

“You are not fat; You are pregnant”…Ok but I still feel fat…When am I going to feel pregnant, not fat?

hmph!

petswhowanttokillthemselves:

“And you wonder why you’re alone on Valentine’s Day?”

Layla from Catherine in Richmond, Va

wellthatsadorable:

Otters holding hands is the cutest thing in the entire world, but I can’t look at this picture for too long because I’m 100% certain that my heart is going to explode. TOO CUTE! HEART EXPLOSION! I can’t take it!

Warning: Lots of cute, sappy stuff coming your way today. Because I have a crush on you. Get used to it.

collegehumor:

5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day [click to see more]

collegehumor:

blogwell:

I just wanna hang out with all the cool dogs, Is that so wrong?

See more at Loldwell.com!

This deserves a billion notes.

(via ihatemyparents, juliasegal)

collegehumor:

Fat and Ugly Gym Ad

That’s a small price to pay to transform from an unhealthy person with low self-esteem to a healthy person with low self-esteem.

shitmykidsruined:

I put my 2.5 year old at the time to bed. My husband had purchased a coffee maker earlier that used K-cups. I had no idea my daughter had a stash of K-cups in her room. After 10 mins I heard her up and playing. I went to check on her and saw she had poked a hole through all the K-cups and dumped them all over her bed.

Submitted by: Ashley

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